Its literally a brilliant list of 1001 rules for a guy. And now I am looking for the guy that tries to adhere to at least half of these rules. Apparently my standards for gentlemen callers just went way up for 2010. I used to be looking for someone that was single, straight, and a smoker.
Now I want the guy that tries to follow these rules. Here's a sampling... its genius, I tell you, freaking genius...
- Carry two hankerchiefs. The one in your backpocket is yours, jacket pocket is hers.
- Real sweaters don't have zippers.
- At the ballpark, never start the wave. But never let it die.
- Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
- Be confident on the subway. Bronx is up; The Battery is down.